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There are too many people in this room, you know your friend/lover/fuck buddy is in the area but you can't locate them. DID YOU KNOW THAT, BESIDES HUMANS, DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FOR PLEASURE. I have put that in capital letters to let you know it is a fact, this is an amazing "get-out-clause" I have discovered, it basically means I can say what I want but but it is only a fact if I say it is capitals, if it is not then it is merely an opinion. Back to the original point...too many people, as you walk around you see the beautiful looking at you, drunkenly you think they are looking at you thinking "he is the one I want to get with"...so you chill out near them, trying to build up the courage to speak to them, you won't by the way. You are a loser, you wont ever get with that girl, you will merely sink into the depths of nothingness to end up in the hole of frick-all. It is OK, you are a good person, you are kind, generous and funny; like the movies one day you will bump into the perfect girl. Sorry to inform you but YOU FUCKING WON'T YOU STUPID CUNT, sorry. I needed to say it, do you know who the perfect girl for you is? She will be the sort of girl that will be a bit nervous around people and a little bit odd. Sometimes when she is angry she wrinkles up her nose and squints her eyes. Her favourite film is The Shawshank Redemption, she quietly weeps everytime Tim Robbins doesn't appear at cell count, even though she knows what happens next. Her favourite band is "Fall Out Boy", she calls them "rock" music, you know she clearly does not understand the rock genre but accept her because you think you can teach her everything she needs to know about music. She doesn't exist...at all...never...if you are looking for her you will not...you will die a sad and lonely person. There are too many people in this room, and none of them are your type...happy scouting.