Love is a dirty equation...
You are A, the person you fancy is B.
You fancy B because B is attractive.
The issue is that C, D and E agree that B is hot like a tamale.
In the history of the world noone has ever stayed with someone because they where, A. More intellectual, B. More Fun, C. Could recite more Christmas Carols.
You are judged on your fuckability...if you lose then you are fucked (or not as the case may be) but if you win you get a dirty whore bonus night.
You, my friend, will always lose.
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